Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

but :wario: gets plastic surgery and is so handsome, and he does it before you made that wish

I wish that I died (if you go back you'll see "but I is the name of your worst enemy" so don't try that on me!)
 
Granted but you become the supreme overlord

I wish this forum exploded
 
Granted, it creates a whole grand universe of forums.

I wish I would have all the bad wishes on this topic so far happen to me.
 
Granted, but you get a scar that people think is really cool.

I wish for destruction of all wishes.
 
Granted but the explosion somehow brings light for eternity.

I wish that wishes were impossible to make so that I could not be wishing this and this whole scenario would not be happening.
 
Granted, you also eliminate evil people from making evil wishes.

I wish nothing existed besides nothing.
 
You have no wish, but in your mind you had an awesome one

I wish that :posh: was killed by :eekdance: and :evilgrin: ruled the world, in a world where yoshis are the only life form, and the roam freely with infinite food (dead humans)!
 
That is good, with Yoshi's being the dominant (and only) life form

I wish that Yoshi's had never existed
 
Granted but something even more cute comes alone.

I wish everyone had Homestuck profiles
 
Granted but the homestuck profiles go away in 2 years, and everybody realizes the honor code of this forum.

I wish that there was no heaven, and only hell, not even purgatory.
 
Granted but then everything becomes free

I wish for a volcano eruption.
 
Granted but it revived two days later

I wish everyone was criminals
 
Granted, the criminals learn to cooperate with each other, and since everyone is a criminal, life becomes so much simpler.

I wish that Television didn't exist
 
Granted but a cooler gadget that allowed you to watch what you asked for and then the gadget intently created it for you

I wish Zelda didn't exist
 
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