Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

YoshiMonsta

Yoshi! Yoshi!
The opposite of Good wishes aren't always good wishes. One Person thinks of A totally messed up wish and the next person makes it (if ever so slightly) good.
So lets say....
:mario: I wish that pizza was only made with anchovies
:bowser: But then anchovies are made in factories so they taste better, I wish that all cats had no fur


And on, and on, and on, and just like that kay?
Begin!
I'll start it off
I wish that my dog pooped inside the house and on the carpet
 

Pandapowah

King Bowser
You fell into the rabbit hole that leads to Wonderland. You quickly took over their world.
I wish I got stranded in an island.
 

Smasher

Smasher
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You get one, and your mom somehow fixes it easily.

I wish I was on fire.
 

Vinnie927

I've learned that no avatar is the best avatar.
Granted, but you anihiliate yourself as well.

I wish no one would kill a discussion.
 

Vinnie927

I've learned that no avatar is the best avatar.
But then barfzroycon came, and he is better than chuggaaconroy.

I wish that I died.
 

Toad85

MarioKartRPG
Granted, but the 3D was what made it terrible in the first place. Now it's flying off the shelves.

I wish this game was stupid.
 

Vinnie927

I've learned that no avatar is the best avatar.
Granted, everyone played the other games.

I wish that I would be banned from these boards
 

Marstar2000

Bowser Jr.
Granted, but then someone just joined and he's exactly like you.

His username is: Blahpoop101

I wish that a laser will hit me in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.
 
In the alternate universe with no :yoshi: s they are replaced with Yortshis, the ultimate version of yoshis without their annoying voice.

I wish the universe collapses.
 

Marstar2000

Bowser Jr.
Granted, but an alternate universe forms right after.

I wish that a laser will hit me in, this time: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nano seconds.
 

Smasher

Smasher
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Granted, you are somehow unaffected.

I wish my computer exploded.
 

John Doe

Ace Ice Cream Salesman...?
Granted, but you get a new one for FREEEEEEEEEEE!

I wish that Yoshimonsta would eat us all!
 
Granted, but it turns out his stomach is a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.

I wish that my hand gets chopped off.
 

John Doe

Ace Ice Cream Salesman...?
Granted, but a doctor puts it back on with painless surgery.

I wish that Yoshimonsta's stomach wasn't a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.
 
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