Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

YoshiMonsta

Yoshi! Yoshi!
Pronouns
He/him
The opposite of Good wishes aren't always good wishes. One Person thinks of A totally messed up wish and the next person makes it (if ever so slightly) good.
So lets say....
:mario: I wish that pizza was only made with anchovies
:bowser: But then anchovies are made in factories so they taste better, I wish that all cats had no fur


And on, and on, and on, and just like that kay?
Begin!
I'll start it off
I wish that my dog pooped inside the house and on the carpet
 

Pandapowah

King Bowser
Pronouns
He/him
You fell into the rabbit hole that leads to Wonderland. You quickly took over their world.
I wish I got stranded in an island.
 

Smasher

Smasher
Forum Moderator
Chat Operator
Awards Committee
Former 'Shroom Staff
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She/her
MarioWiki
Smasher
You get one, and your mom somehow fixes it easily.

I wish I was on fire.
 

Pine Marten Truex Jr.

Toadeightyfive; used to be here but peaced out
Pronouns
Anything
MarioWiki
Toad85
Granted, but the 3D was what made it terrible in the first place. Now it's flying off the shelves.

I wish this game was stupid.
 

Marstar2000

Bowser Jr.
Pronouns
He/him
Granted, but then someone just joined and he's exactly like you.

His username is: Blahpoop101

I wish that a laser will hit me in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.
 

banjonator1

Satan
Pronouns
He/him
In the alternate universe with no :yoshi: s they are replaced with Yortshis, the ultimate version of yoshis without their annoying voice.

I wish the universe collapses.
 

Marstar2000

Bowser Jr.
Pronouns
He/him
Granted, but an alternate universe forms right after.

I wish that a laser will hit me in, this time: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nano seconds.
 

Smasher

Smasher
Forum Moderator
Chat Operator
Awards Committee
Former 'Shroom Staff
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She/her
MarioWiki
Smasher
Granted, you are somehow unaffected.

I wish my computer exploded.
 

banjonator1

Satan
Pronouns
He/him
Granted, but it turns out his stomach is a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.

I wish that my hand gets chopped off.
 

Aru Honshou

Ace Class Vice President
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
Reverse Input
Granted, but a doctor puts it back on with painless surgery.

I wish that Yoshimonsta's stomach wasn't a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.
 
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