Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. A cooler princess comes along.

I wish Justin Bieber became the best popstar in the world.

 

[NSY]

Granted but he starts singing rock songs

I wish the The Legend of Zelda didn't exist.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, they bring out the Legend of Link.

I wish I have to wish all the time

 

[NSY]

Granted but they are all good wishes that end in good ways

I wish that the world ended

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, a better one is created


I wish everyone was suicidal (this is getting rather dark)

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but we all became immortal.
I wish there would be more poor people in the world.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but the rich give away all their fortunes

I wish every time people post the letter "X", a mad man would hack them to death.

 

[NSY]

Granted but the mad man dies the next day

I wish everyone was gay (not that I'm against being gay)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, life becomes so much simpler.

I wish Groden and Scarecrow would leavenot really, I love them both so much

 

[Lolcrawler]

Granted but the mad man dies the next day

I wish everyone was gay (not that I'm against being gay)

But gay means happy!

Granted, life becomes so much simpler.

I wish Groden and Scarecrow would leavenot really, I love them both so much

But out of no where they become trolls.

I wish that nothing existed, exists, or ever will exist

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but the wish didn't exist.

I wish we were all blind.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted. We can now Earthbend and "see" through our Feet like Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender

I wish all the Great Lakes of Michigan were drained of it's water.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, the water is sent to poor countries such as Africa or Bengal.

I wish that Batman turned evil.

 

[SonicMario]

(Africa's a Continent not an entire country but I digress...)

Granted. Another DC Superhero is there to stop him.

I wish the Earth traveled out of orbit of the Sun

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it travels into the orbit of a sun that had rays that are weaker during the summer and hotter during the winter.

I wish a supernova destroyed the earth with all of humanity on it.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but humanity survives.

I wish the New York Jets went 16-0.

 

[Lolcrawler]

but the jets randomly become your favorite

I wish that died

 

[Yoshi K]

but the jets randomly become your favorite

BUT THAT'S BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, he's replaced by .

I wish everyone hated me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but a solitary life gives you more time to post on this forum. :D

I wish there were 2 times as many smileys.

 

[Cirdec]

You call this a bad wish? (unless I don't understand the sentence)

I wish candies were toxic.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but people evolve an immunity and the toxic makes them taste better.

I wish for all of the universe to implode.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Granted but a new universe takes it's place.

I wish that Petey Pirahna was in less games.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but he gets the fame anyway.

 

[Paper Mario]

BUMP: I wish tossed me into a black hole.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the black hole takes you to a dimension full of Fawfulized creatures.

I wish for a Poison Mushroom.