Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[LN1]

Some guy named "I" which you hate has gingivitis.

I wish I were banned.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but guess what.....

Some guy named "I" which you hate gets banned.

I wish (and to be specific,) Marstar2000 fell of a cliff.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but you were unhurt.

I wish to explode

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, that annoying guy named "I" wishes to explode, and guess what? He explodes.

Marstar2000 wishes that the annoying guy named "I" would bug off!

 

[LN1]

Granted,he sends us good stuff from wherever he lives.

I wish for a taco with ingredients that expired a century ago.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted so I who wished that, who you hate, died of food poisoning.

Granted, but it turns out his stomach is a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.

YoshiMonsta wishes he could use this as his Sig.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, but i don't see how that's bad in any way, so...

I wish that I was punched in the face.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted but the Punch did something to your brain that makes you smarter then you've ever been before.

I wish I lost one my pinky fingers.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but you discover that your pinky finger was ruining your life somehow.

I wish for someone who I care about to be killed.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, but they get revived.

I wish that I could not see my friend again, in which I last saw him on October 23, 2008.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you use all your other senses instead.

I wish for smileys to have never existed.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, new ones take their place

I wish for no more internet memes

 

[LN1]

Granted,most of them were pretty suckish or overused anyways.So most people are happy.

I wish for a time paradox to kill us all.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted,you use all your other senses instead.

Umm, you were supposed to post a good thing about my wish.

 

[LN1]

Well,you can use your other 4 senses.You can hear about your friend and that is good.You are not capable of sight,but are capable of all other senses.That's the good thing.

 

[SonicMario]

You get a free sucker for not wishing anything

I wish I hadn't bumped this topic

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You get a million dollars.

I wish I had a soccer ball.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, it's an all powerful soccer ball that grants you wishes.

I wish the new Spongebob movie was terrible.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It won the "Most Terrible Movie" award and it became the most popular movie ever.

I wish Maxwell spawned a Clone that spawned a Black Hole that sucked in everything.

 

[LN1]

Granted, "everything" was a terrorist who wanted to kill us and almost succeeded but we were saved.

I wish that Marstar200 and Smasher exploded at the same time.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted,

Marstar200 and Smasher: GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

I wish a Chain-Chomp would eat me.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you find a treasure and then get out.

I wish he died.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you are unaffected.

I wish that Hasbro was the supreme dictator.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, they help everyone realize peace and tolerance.

I wish that people would hate on bronies.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, they no longer exist.

I wish to die.