Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, you only go to Limbo instead of hell.

I wish I went to hell.
 
Granted, he would die again after seeing all of the internet memes.
I wish :yoshi: and :luigi: were dead.
 
I die, but I am reborn as a beautiful toucan and you find a hundred dollar bill on the ground.

I wish it cost twenty million dollars to get a haircut.
 
Granted, the Barber is a nice, beautiful girl that marries you thus sharing her wealth with you

I wish I falled the next time I go down stairs.
 
Granted, but you get a free, preserved dead Yoshi body to look at

I wish Wario was not funny
 
Granted but :waluigi: suddenly is a hit in hilarity and is 10 times better.

I wish that Mario did not exist.
 
Granted, but you get a series even better than Mario

I wish I was fat
 
Granted, but you win "The Biggest Loser" and win a lot of money.

I wish everyone didn't know anything at all.
 
Granted, you come up with new ideas and you take credit for everything

I wish Windows got destroyed
 
Granted, you invent something better.

I wish it was -999 degrees all the time.
 
Granted and you learn to survive that degree.

I wish I was marinated and covered in sauce and served on a platter
 
Granted, but it eventually loves you and eats your worst enemies

I wish Scrub Jays didn't come to my yard anymore
 
Granted, they come into your house.

I wish that I would always lose at everything.
 
Granted but you won the ultimate loser contest.

I wish my english level would be even worse.
 
But it is actually made of cheese, causing it to bring food to the starving countries, such as the smaller african ones.

I wish that Mario wiki didn't exist!!!
 
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