Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but your worst enemy mistakenly steals it from you and eats it.

I wish for a Thwomp to the head.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it lands near you, but not on you.


I wish for a

to delete me.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you respawn because you have extra lives.

I wish for a Wario Waft to the face.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, it smells like Roses

I wish I lost all my money at the Casino

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but then the casino owners are arrested for shady business and you get it all back.

I wish my headgear shorted out while I was in the sky.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but prince peasley saves you with his flying....thing.



i wish that a cat suddenly attacked me.

 

[Recon-Seven]

You gets only minor injury.. and someone driven the cat away.

I wish the Creeper from Minecraft become reality in real world.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

the creeper can't explode anymore, because it doesn't work in the real world, so to survive it grows arms, and he gives you a hug. now THAT'S true friendship.




i wish that the host will get a lot more sequels.....

 

[chillv]

granted, each one gets cancelled and the company gives up on it and never makes one again.


I wish I was a monster.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, you're still yourself. And your monster form give you abilities that help the world.

I wish my house burnt down.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but the government gives you a bigger house.

I wish I was homeless.

 

[chillv]

granted, but a rich person gives you an expensive house, pays it off fully and gives way more than enough to maintain and keep it.

I wish I was on a desserted island.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, that island is made of various desserts.

I wish 's were even easier to destroy.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Granted, but it was grew up to giant Goomba. Thus making it difficult to defeat.

I wish if slenderman came to my house.

 

[chillv]

Granted, but it dropped dead when it entered your house.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, nothing happens

I wish to be set on fire.

 

[chillv]

Granted, fortunately a fireman sprayed you with water right away.

I wish I lost all of my video games

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, they are all replaced plus you get more.

I wish Paper Mario Sticker Star would be remade.

 

[chillv]

Granted, the remake was only released in Japan.


I wish I was bad a rhythm games.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, people sympathize with you and give you money

I wish to be a .

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, you're a Partner in a new Paper Mario game that returns Partners and get to save the Mushroom Kingdom with Mario

I wish I was stranded in the middle of a desert

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, you are sent to an oasis with a cold milkshake.

I wish would roast me.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you are delicious.

I wish I had poor grades.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but your parents don't care.

I wish for a lit .

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's a very effective weapon.

I wish I lost $250.