Xiahou Dun

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Fuck it, Michel Ancel's probably an asshole just like the rest of the toxic stew that is Ubisoft. Keep Rayman out of Smash. The less Ubisoft property I have to see from then on, the better.

Oh hey, remember last week when Rayman/Beyond Good and Evil creator Michel Ancel announced he was leaving the game industry? Looks like he may have jumped ship as French outlet Liberation was about to do an expose on his abusive management.

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He can have his little fun at a sanctuary while leaving behind people he possibly hurt.


Some translated quotes

"Ganesha City, which [he] asked us to do with a completely stupid level of detail, we only just finished it three years later, and we've had to redo it four or five times. Knowing that we have to do several planets, you can imagine the absurdity of this kind of reasoning."

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"Michel needs the ideas to be his. He often prefers to improvise something of his own rather than listen to the team and look at the structured work we've done at his request."

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"He is able to explain to you that you are a genius, that your idea is great, and then he can take you apart in meetings by saying that you are a piece of shit, that your work is worthless, and not talk to you for a month."

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If you think platformer Mario just dies to a Koopa touching him, I will tell you that the moment he gets a Mushroom, he can survive even a giant impaling metal thing, thousands of times bigger than him, going right through him.


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How did they screw up Crystal Chronicles Remastered so badly? I've been looking forward to that one.

Pirated copies of Super Mario 3D All Stars are crashing on Switch consoles but some media have the gall to refer to modded consoles as "sullied", like they're contaminated. First, modded Switches are not "sullied" lol, you can always reboot to regular firmware. Second, Nintendo doesn't need your defense, tinkered consoles aren't inherently a bad thing and have features such as save backups, customized games, and custom themes, not just for piracy. Third, a superior emulation for Super Mario 64 in the Switch exists, and Super Mario 64 is the one causing crashing issues. You can be against modded consoles, but be paid to know what the hell you're talking about.

I'm looking at particularly you, screenrant.

The Supreme Court's fucked. Fuck this country.

We still remember Merrick Garland, Mitch.

Mario's lame anniversary got overshadowed by a new, out-of-nowhere Legend of Zelda musou and the Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition we picked up recently; how the hell did that happen.

Today I learned there's a Chinatown in my city. Oh yeeess.

I must've had a crayon in my brain if I thought only NY had a Chinatown. God I really need a habit of thinking things twice.

Will there ever be the year of Brawl Mario? Will random tripping be sold separately?

If you thought the occasional drama in MarioWiki can be super tiring wait until you hear the kind of drama I had to attend to.

It's super late for this and I hate to bother you, but I'd like to know in maybe more detail why was it a bad thing that the names I gave to my Chinese boys were "cultural appropiation-y". They seemed harmlessly stereotypical to me, a la Punch Out idk.

How does it feel to be the only Mario again

Hot take: Sakurai and his team should finish Smash Ultimate soon and take a break and then when they're ready, they should make another Kid Icarus game.

How should I get over my anxiety over the idea of joining even the most light-hearted tournaments?

BLENDER BESKONYECHNOSTI!!!!!!

Ok I'm actually back with my sister for the time being

Let's say the rent in Santa Clara was ungodly and some pay cuts plus other personal circumstances brought me back.

I haven't broke up, but I think I'm here for the rest of the year!

August 16 is going to be quite the milestone for me and my sister as Marioboards members soon.

We actually edited the Wiki back in Fall 2009 but we haven't had a proper decade milestone set yet iirc. I'm also not really active in the Wiki these days either, don't think it counts.

Do not buy Ubisoft games

If you think competitive Smash is bad well the same crap is happening but unlike Smash, Ubisoft's doing nothing and covering the tracks.

Oh no Jazzi really did pull you into this

Did you draw that avatar? Whoa Nelly

It's been a week since I've been out from family but it really felt longer than that.

This deserves to appear in more than one game. Just imagine it following Yoshi around like a pet.

Your last/third image in your sig is broken.

If Mario were in Civilization VI, his agenda would be something like "dislikes civs that are more powerful/have expanded their culture more than him" or "loves leaders who accept his cultural influence and don't mess with his empire or enemies to be conquered".