I feel there's a weird sense of irony that in Smash Bros., I turned Mario, a normally silent protagonist, into a man that won't shut the hell up about marvelous 3DS tech functions and Sports Mix Press conferences.
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE -take-a that!
Well I'm *air horn noises* I'm gonna get you, Sonic.! It's the next time! Whoo-hoo hoo!
I'll do it, have a rotten day!
Hello I'm a Mario-*monkey noises*
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S-Yoo-hoo!
Yoohoo-!
As you look-a closer-
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
I gotta say *monkey noises*
As you look-a closer,-
Take a that!
Hello, I'm-a Mario- YOO HOO!
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a- YOOHOO!
As you look-a closer
You can enjoy my adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, and all
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a pizza pie together! *monkey noises*
*monkey noises*
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE -take-a that!
Well I'm *air horn noises* I'm gonna get you, Sonic.! It's the next time! Whoo-hoo hoo!
I'll do it, have a rotten day!
Hello I'm a Mario-*monkey noises*
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S-Yoo-hoo!
Yoohoo-!
As you look-a closer-
WHOO-HOO! MARIO'S THE WIENER!
I gotta say *monkey noises*
As you look-a closer,-
Take a that!
Hello, I'm-a Mario- YOO HOO!
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a- YOOHOO!
As you look-a closer
You can enjoy my adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, and all
Hello, I'm-a Mario, let's make-a pizza pie together! *monkey noises*
*monkey noises*