Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Chair]

Granted but it has pineapple on it although I really don't mind it I'm assuming you hate it

I wish to feel relaxed now

 

[Flygon64]

Granted but it has pineapple on it although I really don't mind it I'm assuming you hate it

I wish to feel relaxed now

Granted, but you feel too relaxed, you grow tired of peace, a yearning for chaos grows within you, you burn down cities and poison the water supply, you cause the collapse of society, you are eventually finished off by your own doing, but even after your death, the souls lost will never rest

I wish to have a bottle of oxygen

 

[Renjamin]

Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.

Sorry, this is unrelated to the central game but what is this? I wished world leaders fought to the death and the twist was some of them die?

 

[Primarina]

granted, but you'll be constantly attacked.
I wish to have cosplay outfits of all female sentai rangers

 

[Booguette]

Granted, but the designer AKA me had no idea what they looked like so you got free kersti costumes
I wish for Zoroark, Hat Kid, and Koopa Paratroopa in Smash

 

[Renjamin]

Granted, they're spirits

I wish for a spicy meat-a-ball

 

[Chair]

Granted, the spicy meat-a-ball is SO spicy that is causes pain, cramping, vomiting and nausea.

I wish for pizza hut to reopen in my country (for context it closed in mine)

 

[Toasty Toad]

mine got replaced by a Tatoo shop and there was already 2 across the street
Granted but it makes french toast instead of pizza
I wish for flat-earthers to realize they are wrong

 

[Chair]

Granted, now they became no-earthers

I wish mario maker 2 would still get good updates

 

[Toasty Toad]

Granted but they will be DLC
I wish I still had my DS

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, but somebody dropped a brick on it.

I wish I could start a green cheese moon theory club with a few other people.