Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, he killed you!

I wish that he would be killed.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but he's a zombie now.
I wish I could live forever.

 

[Engineer]

Granted.


I wish I could time travel.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted.


I wish I could time travel.

Nice one
Granted, but you go back in time and get eaten by a T-Rex
I wish school was canceled.

 

[Engineer]

Granted, the factory needs more workers.


I wish Kobe hasn't died.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, he shocked Nintendo to death.

I wish Nintendo will be revived.

 

[Engineer]

Granted, they're even worse than before.


I wish they made a Mario fps game.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but it was bad.

I wish that there will be a mod to make it better.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but it was bad.

I wish that there will be a mod to make it better.

Granted, but it contained a virus.
I wish for there to be no more computer viruses.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but computers are being hacked more than before.

I wish there would be no more hackers.