Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marceline]

i'd pay for that

granted, you leave school and end up missing it really bad

i wish for a cake

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted. You get your favorite flavor cake.

I wish for a pet falcon.
(Ive always wanted one)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

The Falcon Falcon punches you but granted.

I wish for less wishes.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but one of those few wishes is more wishes.

I wish that I could run fast.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, but you outrun time itself and end up in a void
I wish people didn't see Raggedy Ann as scary

 

[The Green Knight]

Granted, Now no one knows who she is.

I wish to beat the system.

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

Granted, the SATs are even harder now.

I wish to have pins and needles in my feet.

 

[Marceline]

granted, it hurts

i wish count bleck got another game

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. His appearance is a minor cameo for five seconds, and he is never seen again.

I wish to move to another planet.

 

[Goombuigi]

Granted, but it's populated with aliens who will make you their slave.

I wish that Luigi starred in more games.

 

[Marceline]

Granted. His appearance is a minor cameo for five seconds, and he is never seen again.

honestly i'd be grateful for even that at this point