Good wishes aren't always good wishes

i'd pay for that

granted, you leave school and end up missing it really bad

i wish for a cake
 
granted, it hurts

i wish count bleck got another game
 
Granted, but it's populated with aliens who will make you their slave.

I wish that Luigi starred in more games.
 
Granted. His appearance is a minor cameo for five seconds, and he is never seen again.
honestly i'd be grateful for even that at this point
 
granted, the rest of your life is boring

i wish for paper mario: the origami king to not let me down
 
Granted, but it ends up selling horribly, making Nintendo think that the Sticker Star formula was more successful, and will pull all of the copies from stores and rerelease it with the Sticker Star formula and minimal story.

I wish that Luigi will be a partner in Paper Mario: The Origami King.
 
granted, he's an optional partner you get near the end of the game and his ability kinda sucks anyway.

i wish we just straight up got a nintendo direct instead of every game being announced separately out of the blue
 
Granted, but the Direct's only 5 minutes long because Nintendo couldn't get everything ready in time.

I wish that Nintendo made an original, non-New 2D Mario game.
 
granted, an evil sorcerer throws the world into the depths of suffering

i wish for a gold refrigerator
 
Granted, but the box is so big that it doesn't fit in your house.

I wish that I wouldn't need to sleep every day.
 
Granted, but you look like you haven't slept in a while, and after some time, you eventually get shot by someone thinking you are a zombie.

I wish I could know everything about programming and computers.
 
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