Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Paper Pokey

Paperize me, Captain!
Granted, and everyone caught them to wilderness-extinction, causing a collapse in the natural ecosystem's balance, everyone went hungry and died.

Call me Wakko, but I wish I had a lucky ha'penny.
 

Ran Mitake

Afterglow's Frontwoman
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
Granted. It promptly jumps out the window and escapes.

I wish to obtain the Sky Kotori card in School Idol Festival.
 

Mega Man

If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
Granted. You accidently shred it with your bill in the shredder.
I wish I had more wishes.
 

Ran Mitake

Afterglow's Frontwoman
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.
 

Mega Man

If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.
Granted. The claw machine gave you Waluigi instead.
I wish I was Jabba the Hutt.
 

Mega Man

If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
Granted, but the Hutt lifestyle gets to you and you die of a heart attack.
I wish for a Hobart mixer.
Granted, but the mixer mixes mixtapes.
I wish I had a Piston Cup.
 
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Ulfric Stormcloak

Bass singer extraordinaire.
Granted, but they lose every World Series after.

I wish that SARS-CoV-2 would stop.
 

Mega Man

If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
Granted. It leads to bad things happening.
I wish to be notified about Nintendo Directs a week before they air.
Granted, but the directs are only about crappy games
I wish something bad would happen to me.
 

Susie McCallister

I'm the prettiest girl who ever talked to you
Granted, it is actually made of pure water
I wish they brought back Sprite Remix and Coke doesn't discontinue it ever again
 

Mega Man

If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared!
Granted, it is actually made of pure water
I wish they brought back Sprite Remix and Coke doesn't discontinue it ever again
Granted, they discountine it anyway
I wish the person below says something good about the person above
 

Ran Mitake

Afterglow's Frontwoman
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
Granted. Some of the events you foresee are traumatizing enough to scar you for life.
I wish I could become a mobage LPer.
 

Classic Robotnik

I'll have to give myself a PROMOTION!
Granted, not just does that mean experiencing the bad ones, but also now your room's door is blocked because of how many there are (congratulations you quarantined yourself in the middle of quarantine).

I wish all this school bullshit I'm going through just straight up ends.
 
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