Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[PanchamBro]

First I will not call you Wakko, and second, granted, but your lucky ha'penny is worth nothing; you don't get good luck, but bad luck.

I wish I had a Pancham in my room.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. It promptly jumps out the window and escapes.

I wish to obtain the Sky Kotori card in School Idol Festival.

 

[Night King]

Granted. You accidently shred it with your bill in the shredder.
I wish I had more wishes.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted, but you can only get them through the monkey paw
I wish you won't grant this wish

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.

 

[Night King]

I granted it anyway. Now it's ruined.

I wish to win the claw machine game and finally get that Kotori nesoberi I've wanted for a week.

Granted. The claw machine gave you Waluigi instead.
I wish I was Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted, but the Hutt lifestyle gets to you and you die of a heart attack.
I wish for a Hobart mixer.

 

[Night King]

Granted, but the Hutt lifestyle gets to you and you die of a heart attack.
I wish for a Hobart mixer.

Granted, but the mixer mixes mixtapes.
I wish I had a Piston Cup.

 

[Evil Power Flotzo]

Granted. It gets melted down and used as scrap metal.
I wish for the Rockies to win the next World Series.

 

[London Parris]

Granted, but they lose every World Series after.

I wish that SARS-CoV-2 would stop.