Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LED42]

Granted, they poison you.

I wish someone also used Comic Sans.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, the forum is now slightly worse.
I wish I needed less sleep.

 

[LED42]

Granted, the entire cast of Shrek is in Odyssey.
I wish I needed less sleep.

Granted, you feel very strange because of sleeping less than everyone (even less than a soldier). You feel so strange and bad that, you commit suicide.

I wish more fun.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, only for everyone else, though.
I wish I had a shiny stone.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, it's Fool's Gold.

I wish for real Gold.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it's from the Gobi Desert (the radioactive kind).

I wish for a not harmful, not cursed, and absolutely normal diamond.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. It gets stolen.

I wish I could come up with a superpower for my iguanodon OC.

 

[LED42]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish something funny for me happened.

 

[Koops]

Granted, it's so funny you blow up and die of laughter.

I wish my phone battery wasn't low.

 

[LED42]

Granted, now it's on top of a skyscraper.

I wish there was no more global warming.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, Global Warming is no longer a tissue as Global Warming is just people trying to change how we think on what we are using like green products. Of course, this means that green products start to fade away.

I wish for colored Yoshis in an upcoming Mario Party.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted, but they take up so many character slots that has to be removed from the roster again, and also Rosalina and Diddy Kong.

I wish Fawful would be in a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, he's a minor cameo in a boring DLC track.
I wish I was more eloquent.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you die.

I wish a 2H pencil for more drawings.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, you throw it out of the window.
I wish my internet was better.

 

[LED42]

Granted, your computer gets a virus.

I wish I had more time to be more active here.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, you realise how bad it really is.
I wish I had an apple.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You can't have your apple and be it, too.

I wish I knew what to wish for and didn't just reply because I had that witty remark.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you wish your death.

I wish I had a Super Star to be invincible.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Granted you fall down a bottomless pit.

I wish that I don't get any spoilers for Odyssey.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you don't even know how to play Super Mario Odyssey.

I wish I could smash someone because I'm a Whomp now.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you are pursued by the law, as you are accused for murder.

I wish I would resist more clickbait Odyssey videos on Youtube.

 

[LED42]

Granted, your e-mail gets bombarded with spoilers.

I wish I knew more about coding (the internet one, and the videogame one).

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, you still can't apply that knowledge. (Aren't they the same thing?)
I wish I had more time in each day.

 

[LED42]

Granted, boring days are now longer.

I wish homework was less boring...