Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, they poison you.

I wish someone also used Comic Sans.
 
Mister Apple said:
Granted, the entire cast of Shrek is in Odyssey.
I wish I needed less sleep.
Granted, you feel very strange because of sleeping less than everyone (even less than a soldier). You feel so strange and bad that, you commit suicide.

I wish more fun.
 
Granted, it's so funny you blow up and die of laughter.

I wish my phone battery wasn't low.
 
Granted, Global Warming is no longer a tissue as Global Warming is just people trying to change how we think on what we are using like green products. Of course, this means that green products start to fade away.

I wish for colored Yoshis in an upcoming Mario Party.
 
Granted, but they take up so many character slots that :dk: has to be removed from the roster again, and also Rosalina and Diddy Kong.

I wish Fawful would be in a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC
 
Granted. You can't have your apple and be it, too.

I wish I knew what to wish for and didn't just reply because I had that witty remark.
 
Granted, you are pursued by the law, as you are accused for murder.

I wish I would resist more clickbait Odyssey videos on Youtube.
 
Granted, you still can't apply that knowledge. (Aren't they the same thing?)
I wish I had more time in each day.
 
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