Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Noct]

Granted, but it's sequel flops hard and kills any chance of it becoming a movie franchise.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted, now you're so hyper, that you have trouble sleeping at night, and can't relax.

I wish Pink Gold Peach was uglier.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, she's also now the protagonist of every game. Ever.
I wish the apples I have were better quality.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they become poisonous though.

I wish for some poster frames so I can hang my posters without worrying about ripping them with tape.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, but your walls fall down.
I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, but now the walls in your room have peeled off (i dunno what happened but oh well).

I wish my PC parts were here.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, your computer crashes before you can use them.

I wish for infinity 1-Up mushrooms.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you lose one because you messed up landing on the Koopa shell.

I wish for a ultra hammer.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you get one. To the face.

I wish Super Mario Maker's tile/object limits were much higher.

 

[Fanny]

Granted, there is no limit if you only use one object.

I wish that I could keep a snake as a pet.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it hasn't been de-fanged and it bites.

I wish I had a Amiibo.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted, that one guy who bought 100 of them snuck into your house and stole it.

I wish Nintendo bought Rare back from Microsoft.

 

[Noct]

You mean Mariotehplumber?

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Granted, all their best employees went into forming Playtonic Games.

I wish Final Fantasy XV would get ported to the Switch.