Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LED42]

Granted, he burns you with the Firebrand.

I wish someone replying this post.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Granted, nobody will reply to any of your posts again.

I wish Lisa x Nelson was permanently in The Simpsons

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but their relationship becomes toxic and unbearable to watch.

I wish that Marx reappeared in the next Kirby game.

 

[Noct]

Granted, his blood curdling scream after you defeat him will be even more nightmare inducing than Superstar Ultra's.

I wish that Ash actually wins the league in the Sun and Moon anime before moving onto whatever new region Gen 8 has in store.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but his winning pose is too awesome and the sun falls over him.

I wish this wish.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, but it's absolutely pointless.
I wish that there was a Toad Brogade RPG.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you get a Toad Brogade RPG, but sadly due to your spelling mistake it's not the Toad Brigade.

I wish I wasn't always in a worry before school.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, now you're always worried in school.

I wish science wasn't kicking my grade down

 

[LED42]

Granted, you become so good at science, that you create a Nuclear Bomb that explodes in your laboratory.

I wish someone using a different text font instead of the standard.

 

[Mister Apple]

Great, now the whole internet uses Papyrus.
I wish I could go to sleep more easily.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are conditioned to fall asleep every time someone snaps their fingers. It is inconvenient and, at times, dangerous.

I wish I knew how to use Adobe Illustrator better.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you get so good people won't even know what you're drawing because it looks too good... a lot too good.

I wish some people I know here didn't hate (or dislike, whatever) that specific partner from my fanfic I designed out of love. Sure, there are some I like more than that one, but still.

 

[Electriking]

Granted, now everyone does

I wish for money

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, you get arrested for trying to buy food with Monopoly money.

I wish there weren't adults sleeping in my room.

 

[Koops]

Granted, now you have babies that keep waking up at night and cry about that they wamt to go eat something every two seconds. No adults!

I wish my school program was more consistent, as the french guys almost don't have anything to study, they have free time all day.

 

[Julia-BM]

Granted, now all the French guys are studying and getting A+'s, leaving you with an F for not studying.

I wish Wario was less fat and Waluigi was less skinny.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but you're punished by the Universe for wishing an atrocity, a lightning strikes you. You're simple dust now.

I wish no more vandalism on the wiki, nor here.

 

[Mister Apple]

There isn't any. Nor are there any constructive posts.
I wish I was beautiful.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you're so beautiful that everyone is jealous, and one day you go to an operation, and the doctor makes you awful.

I give the next poster a Super Bell. This is the wishes thread, stupid TV.

I wish Nintendo created more good games.

 

[Mister Apple]

They do, but they're so expensive that the economy collapses*.
I wish I was a betterr conversationalist.

*This is, in fact, how economics works. I read it on the internet!

 

[LED42]

Granted, unfortunately, the Genie doesn't know what's "betterr". As a result, nothing happens.

I wish a better economy on the world.

 

[Mister Apple]

There is more money, but it is controlled by billionaires, meaning everyone else dies*.
I wish I was a better conversationalist.

*Again, this is how economics works.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but now you say lots of irrelevant things and/or you take too many time to say a simple thing, so now nobody wants to talk with you.

I wish I didn't forget things.

 

[Mister Apple]

You remember every moment in time perfectly, and can't focus on the present.
I wish I was more imaginative.

 

[LED42]

Granted, you're so imaginative that you don't focus on the reality.

I wish a Nintendo Switch.