Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Koops]

Granted, you are wildly funny, but by being an (bleep)hole and no one likes you.

I wish my OC didn't take like 2 hours to draw in different poses.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Granted, but your OC now doesn't look as good

I wish I didn't get mad

 

[Noct]

Granted, you got sad instead.

I wish for a Cappy hat.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Granted, the hat posseses you and you become Freddy Keugar, with no control over your actions.

I wish I was friends with Lisa Simpson.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, you are now a cartoon.
I wish I could type better.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Granted, you now must type forever, and you die instantly if you stop

I wish Family Guy was cancelled.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Granted. It gets a reboot, makes even more offensive jokes, and becomes even more popular than the original Family Guy.

I wish all Mario characters get swim garb.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Even Pokeys get swim garb.

I wish I knew how to make mods.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, however your mods get shut down due to a violation of Nintendo's (unfair) copyright system.

I wish I didn't always wake up at 3 AM and stay up until school starts.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you now wake up at 3 AM and no longer go to school (it's not as fun as it sounds)

I wish I had Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions and Odyssey right now.

 

[Noct]

Granted, however it's bootlegged versions of them featuring 7 Grand Dad.

I wish that Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn weren't so stupidly expensive and rare nowadays.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, they are cheap but even rarer.
I wish I was more efficient with studying.