Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LED42]

Granted, he burns you with the Firebrand.

I wish someone replying this post.

 

[BloodySimpsonChibi]

Granted, nobody will reply to any of your posts again.

I wish Lisa x Nelson was permanently in The Simpsons

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but their relationship becomes toxic and unbearable to watch.

I wish that Marx reappeared in the next Kirby game.

 

[Noct]

Granted, his blood curdling scream after you defeat him will be even more nightmare inducing than Superstar Ultra's.

I wish that Ash actually wins the league in the Sun and Moon anime before moving onto whatever new region Gen 8 has in store.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but his winning pose is too awesome and the sun falls over him.

I wish this wish.

 

[Mister Apple]

Granted, but it's absolutely pointless.
I wish that there was a Toad Brogade RPG.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you get a Toad Brogade RPG, but sadly due to your spelling mistake it's not the Toad Brigade.

I wish I wasn't always in a worry before school.

 

[saltypepper]

Granted, now you're always worried in school.

I wish science wasn't kicking my grade down

 

[LED42]

Granted, you become so good at science, that you create a Nuclear Bomb that explodes in your laboratory.

I wish someone using a different text font instead of the standard.

 

[Mister Apple]

Great, now the whole internet uses Papyrus.
I wish I could go to sleep more easily.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. You are conditioned to fall asleep every time someone snaps their fingers. It is inconvenient and, at times, dangerous.

I wish I knew how to use Adobe Illustrator better.

 

[Koops]

Granted, you get so good people won't even know what you're drawing because it looks too good... a lot too good.

I wish some people I know here didn't hate (or dislike, whatever) that specific partner from my fanfic I designed out of love. Sure, there are some I like more than that one, but still.