Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[saltypepper]

Not granted, what do you wish the Nintendo Switch to do?

I wish my dad would just bring my PC parts since I already know the PC can boot up.

 

[Mister Apple]

He does, but they break instantly.
I wish I procrastinated less.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you're never able to relax again.

I wish my allergies wasn't flaring up right now.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but it will start again tomorrow.

I wish I didn't forgot wishing something.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you remember everything forever including bad memories.

I wish for a better wish.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but that's pointless.

I wish, uh, a non-flammable wooden clock.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it's cursed and only brings bad luck.

I wish for new curtains.

 

[LED42]

Granted, they are flammable, the sun burns them, the curtains burn your house.

I wish a glass of blessed water.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The only reason it got blessed is because it sneezed.

I wish the stores weren't all out of Switches by the time my brother and I arrive.

 

[LED42]

Granted, but now there's a line with a length of 9.999.999.999.999 kilometers, ONLY for enter.

I wish a clean, not harmful, not cursed in any way, and entirely normal cake.

 

[Roserade]

Granted, but you choke and die.

I wish I was more popular

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, but with that popularity comes hatred just for being popular.

I wish to be in a Mario game.