Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Fanny]

Granted, it's now impossible to come in first place.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, it bricks itself as soon as you turn it on.

I wish I didn't have these stupid allergies I'm suffering from at the moment.

 

[Koops]

Granted. You get rid of those allergies but soon catch on worse ones.

I wish my internet connection was hard to be consumed.

 

[Fanny]

Granted, you don't have any internet connection so it's impossible to be consumed.

I wish my headphones worked.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, they're too loud.

I wish Mario Tennis Ultra Smash wasn't so rushed.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Granted, it never comes and all games afterwards don't know what it was.

I wish they had a rank for those who get the highest level in the M&L series (BIS and afterwards) without compromising the other respected ranks. Nothing has to be done for that rank except acknowledgement of getting it.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

I know I have a hard one, but you can find an response.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Ok, I will tell you the answer. The reward isn't very good, so nobody tries to get it, not even me.

I wish Red Yoshi would appear in more games.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. They're all cameos.

I wish I could finally get those two gyroids I'm looking for in ACNL.

 

[Polymorph]

Granted, you accidentally reset your file and have to get them again.

I wish I could meet Luigi in real life. (I would say Yoshi but he would be pretty hard to talk to)

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. He's in the middle of a bit fight at the moment.

I wish my Animal Crossing-related wishes weren't always met with deleted save files.