"So one day I went to the local flea market when I saw a smw cartridge for sale by an old fisherman type. I inquire about the price but the man just said 'Yarr, this? You really don't want this'. But then I was 'why are you showing it up at a flea market then' and he gave up and sold it to me for five cent. Heck yeah!
I couldn't wait to play SUPER MARIO WORLD TM so quickly I put in my SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM and play the video and had a ton of fun. However something really weird happened when I got Chocolate Island 2. See, this was always a weird level because everything would change depending on your time, how many coins you had, etc. Well for the first time ever, when I was going through the speed-run path, instead of having a key at the end of the room it was a hyperrealistic skeleton!!
'Bwahaha!' he said with the voice of my father 'You shall be punished for all your fish crimes, little boy!'
I was all 'what' and he was all 'for pouring salt in your family fish tank I'm gonna beat up your dad and sit on your dog!'
See the problem is I had no fish, dog, and I was like over 20 at the time, and I explained this to the skeleton bleeding all over the carpet.
'Oh' was his reply. 'Aren't you Donnie McKerval?'
'Nope, sorry'
And from then on whenever I would turn on the game instead of super mario world I was treated to photorealistic static and occasional a Mr. Magoo episode. " - raocow