Mario 1 on the NES sucks!!

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Creeper7000

Goomba
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Jesus christ this game is unplayable! The physics are terrible and they literally freaking reuse levels! And the enemies are just stupid random bs that just kill you everytime! You literally have to be lucky to beat this game since you can just happen to die if an enemy just happens to be there!! I literally can't get past the 8th world because I keep dying to some rng bs, and this is on the allstars version with has a save feature!! The game developers also were generous enough NOT to put any mushrooms or powerups in this stupid world, meaning that if you get hit, you die immediately!! So unless you start the entire freaking game over, you have to stay small the entire time!! Imagine playing this crappy game on a legit nes and having to start the ENTIRE game over because of how random this stupid game is!
 
Yeah it's an old game, old games tend to be...like this (Super Mario Bros. is probably one of the tamer games on the NES, it's filled with crap like this). I think in the original NES, there's a button combo that lets you reload from the first level of the world at the title screen you lost your lives from but there's no way of knowing this without some sort of guide.
 
Timmy Turner said:
(Super Mario Bros. is probably one of the tamer games on the NES, it's filled with crap like this)
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Yeah it is for sure one of the tamest games on the system
Anyway, NES? Never really liked it all if I'm gonna be honest, my list of NES games I unironically enjoy is pretty small
Super Mario Bros. though, is on that list for me
It has jank for sure but it's pretty well designed considering what it is
When I replayed the game I was kinda shocked how solidly it was sort of pulled off
The NES mario's except lost levels are just pretty damn solid NES games.
 
Creeper7000 said:
Jesus christ this game is unplayable! The physics are terrible and they literally freaking reuse levels! And the enemies are just stupid random bs that just kill you everytime! You literally have to be lucky to beat this game since you can just happen to die if an enemy just happens to be there!! I literally can't get past the 8th world because I keep dying to some rng bs, and this is on the allstars version with has a save feature!! The game developers also were generous enough NOT to put any mushrooms or powerups in this stupid world, meaning that if you get hit, you die immediately!! So unless you start the entire freaking game over, you have to stay small the entire time!! Imagine playing this crappy game on a legit nes and having to start the ENTIRE game over because of how random this stupid game is!
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same but for SMB3
 
I don't know if this is a joke, but the video game industry was still young during the 1980's. It's to be expected that games from that time will look low quality when compared to the games from the newer generations.
 
See I know that this thread is blatant bait (because while obviously people can have differing opinions, I think it's pretty damn obvious that if you come in to start ranting about how a video game that is widely considered to be one of the best video games of all time is actually crappy and a terrible game then you're pretty obviously just doing it for attention), I just need to point this out:
Creeper7000 said:
Imagine playing this crappy game on a legit nes and having to start the ENTIRE game over because of how random this stupid game is!
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Holding the A button as you press the start button on the title screen when you get a game over starts you over on the first level of the world you died on. ;)