Note: Red text represents my anger, and the darker it is, the angrier I am.
How can a game as good as Bowser's Inside Story become one of the worst selling Mario games?
First off, it's a Nintendo DS remake on the backwards compatible 3DS that wasn't even a decade old yet when the remake released. Partners in Time would have been a far better game to remake despite the fact that I absolutely despise that game because 1) it released all the way back in 2005, and 2) it's the second Mario and Luigi game. It would have made far more sense to remake that game. Being a remake of a game that is backwards compatible already puts it at a major disadvantage, but it gets worse: I'm just scratching the surface.
Second, marketing for the game is literally nonexistent. The only piece of marketing this game had is a commercial for Japan.
Third, this game was released in January, the worst time of year to release a game. Christmas 2018 was only a few weeks before this game released, so parents and consumers were still done after Christmas shopping.
Fourth, this game released on the 3DS in 2019. By 2017, people already stopped actively buying games for the 3DS. Releasing a remake of a backwards compatible game on the 3DS in January 2019 with little to no marketing already seems like a setup for disaster, right? Well, here's the worst part.
Fifth, and most importantly, they released it on January 11, 2019, the same day as New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, a port of one of the most generic Mario games in the series. To start, that is COMPLETELY idiotic to do. Any moron can tell you that. Releasing two games from different genres and that vary in quality in the same franchise on the same day is a bad idea. Even Morton Koopa Jr. would do a better job at marketing games, and that's saying something, considering how moronic he is. Not only that, but Nintendo actually BOTHERED to market New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, while Bowser's Inside Story was in the shadows. What makes it worse is the fact that being outshined by one of the most generic, blandest, most unimaginative, laziest, underwhelming, and soulless corporate cash grab Mario games is enough to shatter ANYONE'S self-esteem into microscopic pieces.
One of the best, most creative, and cool Mario games was outshined by the game that introduced Peachette and started the whole Super Crown fiasco. AND WORST OF ALL, THIS IS WHY ALPHADREAM WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. Nintendo, your stupidity is going to get what it deserves, because I have fury. MAXIMUM FURY. ZYGARDE, POWER CONSTRUCT! USE CORE ENFORCER ON NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. U DELUXE! YVELTAL, USE OBLIVION WING ON PARTNERS IN TIME AND ELDER PRINCESS SHROOB!