What you see here... looks like a cute Waddle Dee with a spear pretending to be a hero, whichs actually extremely adorable with planet-wide proportions. But do NOT be fooled by looks. For I will tell you what this thing truly is...
I was there, walking in the woods like anyone else. It was peaceful, but just when I thought it couldnt get more peaceful, I I heard a scream that only a suffering soul would make... I ran as quickly as possible to where it came from, and I SAW something I regret I did. It was the remains of childrens' corpses, savagely ripped, hung up, can't even describe the horror before my very eyes. You would think its by pure speculation that Im accusing this Waddle Dee, but rest assured, thats not the end of it... I explored deeper into the woods, to see him drink the blood out of a guy while he was still ALIVE!
That is unspeakable horror. This beast should be imprisoned beneath the ground where it belongs!
Also, he slipped a message in my post.