Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

While the reaction was delayed, not even Chinese bootlegs are safe from the infection.
No, not the 'rona, this one.

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

While the reaction was delayed, not even Chinese bootlegs are safe from the infection.
No, not the 'rona, this one.

eh bowsette is fine at this point

shoves bowsette luigi out of sight

 

[Mcmadness]

It will never be fine, but I'm willing to bet the guy who made it wishes it was an OC he could copyright.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

 

[Wynn Liaw]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The box-holding powerups in 3D World were designed by Kirby, famous head, arms, and torso destroyer, since Smash Bros Brawl.

Shrunken Heads are Terrifying in Super Mario 3D World

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Peach, inside a bigger peach that has floating maracas.

Luigi reminds me of an inflatable suit you wear if you want to be rescued. Or not, because the helicopter mistook you for a bloated raft with a goiter chin.

Rosalina, her head being used for nice cherry-on-top topping for starbits cake.

Mario puffing himself up and asking the kittens, who survived an ox trampling, "was the ox as big as this?"

And last and least (in terms of head size), Toad! Cosplaying as a pawn in the red part of checkers, of course.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

just your average, everyday, normal motherfucker transphobic Toad misgendering Birdo.

(source: Mario Tennis Aces, British English version. Note that in the American English version, Birdo is referred to as a "she".)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Could be a different Birdo, I suppose.