Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[There may be a secret.]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

When Diddy reaches the ghetto blaster, he is attacked by a Kloak who can defeat him in one hit.

 

[Waluigi Time]

"There's just no getting around it: Paper Mario: Sticker Star is yet another high-quality entry into Nintendo's cherished library of first party titles. [...] as Mario games go, it's one of the best."

(Okay this may not be the topic of the thread per se but I saw this and had to post it somewhere)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I mean they're not wrong.

 

[There may be a secret.]

Wario is in a silver castle, but is ungratefully disappointed at the Spritelings.

 

[There may be a secret.]

Tröti is ein Blödi, weil er ständig im Weg rumsteht. Dabei sind hier gar keine Schüler, die 'nen Lotsen brauchen. (Pak E. Derm is a jerk because he's always in the way. But there are no students here who need a pilot.)

Apparently Pak E. Derm knows how to fly a plane

 

[Xiahou Dun]

in a dark forest, Mario orders Toad to kill a person with a butter knife

 

[There may be a secret.]

Its skies are full of strange, surreal mathematical formulas, such as (translated into literary form) "Fire Flower is greater than or equal to some kind of Block divided by Warp Pipe."

 

[There may be a secret.]

In a dark forest, Mario orders Toad to kill a person with a butter knife

Also I'm sorry but what

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario, violently disturbed in his sleep

Wario is in a tent in a scary, dark forest. Wario is horrified.

Previously, on this thread.

See, I'm trying to write a story about a killing....