Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

I am once again doing the lame and debased thing of quoting my own writing.

Mario laments that he doesn't know how long he can survive in the real world and with the radiation exposure he has endured
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Well if we're playing that game
Immediately defeats Bowser when pushed.
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Tour New York Minute said:
Meanwhile, the second route is a favorite of Orange Yoshi, Pauline, Yoshi (Reindeer), Dr. Luigi, Cat Mario, Luigi (Knight), and the Yoshi, ? Block, and the Bowser Mii Racing Suit, the third is a favorite of Orange Yoshi, Pauline, Pauline (Party Time), Mario (SNES), Waluigi (Bus Driver), Dry Bones (Gold), Petey Piranha (Gold), and the Cat and Bowser Mii Racing Siut, the fourth is a favorite of Pauline, Baby Peach (Cherub), Luigi (Classic), Toadette (Explorer), Peach (Explorer), Penguin Mario, and the Petey Piranha Mii Racing Suit, and the battle course version is a favorite of Boomerang Bro, Pauline, Mario (Musician), Pauline (Party Time), Mario (Sunshine), Mario (Baseball), Mario (Satellaview), Luigi (Golf), Yoshi (Gold Egg), Funky Kong, Bowser (Santa), Lakitu (Party Time), Chargin' Chuck, and the Cat Mii Racing Suit.
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often i feel despondent for not taking enough steps to prevent shit like this in some way back when Mario Kart Tour had much less content, and letting it develop like metastasis across various articles, because trying to change things now means embarking on a very tedious endeavour
 
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Jean-Claude is deathly afraid of living people, particularly office clerks and math teachers, fleeing in terror after he encounters a math-teaching Donkey Kong at his office, late at night. When he tries to hide behind a desk, he is ambushed by Donkey Kong and other office clerks that start reciting geometry facts.
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"A crab wielding a large pair of scissors. Although it cannot be placed in your mouth, if you hit it with your tongue, the bubbles on its body will disappear, and if you attack it again, you can knock it down."
 
NSFL

"None of Mario, Luigi, Toad, Birdo, and Yoshi's attacks do anything to her, until Yoshi drinks her up and urinates her out."
 
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