Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Koopa con Carne]

my god i remember watching that robot chicken skit when i was, like, 10 and being overcome by so many emotions.

and that raccoon city bit was the rotten cherry on top.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

What's funny is, unlike most mainstream vulgar Mario parodies, Robot Chicken skits tend to show more than just a shallow familiarity with the source material.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

 

[Koopa con Carne]

It had to be in a Valentine's Day context.

 

[Toasty Toad]

Remember my Mario clone theory
what if Tarin was a clone who managed to escape Mario and change his name and lived on Koholint Island
and Talon and Ingo

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

Wario later wedged her inside her kitchen bin and pilfered all her money.

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

Making poop is also essential in defeating the Barfatronic Lavachomper.

 

[Gay Rights Luigi]

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It had to be in a Valentine's Day context.

listen my gooey husband is trying his best for me ok

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Find the one who disappeared and touch him.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

In either situation, the butterfly explodes.

 

[Waluigi Time]

The horseshoes fired by the anvils can be destroyed using shots from the Super Scope.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Not to get soapboxy, but

Chinese government steals Super Mario

 

[Koopa con Carne]

A Flying ? Block in Mario Party 9 has the ability to spin the middle of it.

The Mario Party 9 section of the Flying ? Block page in its entirety. Can anyone make sense of it? Doesn't seem to tie into any prior section.

EDIT: section has been rewritten.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

This edit summary looks like some anti-Furry thing IMO

 

[Xiahou Dun]

to withstand the heat, Yoshi removes his skin like a shirt, revealing his skeleton

 

[zel]

strange image i posted on discord in september

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Futā Road
Oh hell no

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Edit: oh god it's done again

 

[Glowsquid]

In the episode "Speed", Krusha is run over with a minecart, causing him to become highly intelligent.

Academicians hate him!

 

[Glowsquid]

RIP

 

[Biddybud]

A Yoshi Platform[1] is a flat rectangular prism created when Yoshi sprays his juice on enemies (such as Boos and Cheep-Cheeps) from Super Mario Sunshine.

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

The audience of the course (solely) oversees the player's progress, shouting/moaning if the player is attacked by an item, or spins out from the fireballs present on the course.

 

[Marioro]

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Kittens are a species of small cats [...]