Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Looked more like Funky and Larry the Lobster accidentally went through a teleporter together IMO

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Bowser's army have learned starvation tactics

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The doctor subliminally convinces Mario and Luigi that Liz is actually a crazy woman

 

[zel]

i just looked at the donkey kong planet articles and theyre a GOLDMINE

The scene cuts to a drunk (living) Donkey Kong

a weary narrator then responds "He's nice, yes, but he's a total pain in the ass".

the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "a hideous creature born out of a demented mind" - a math teacher.

Immediately after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons.

Four Candy Kongs then come out of the car and one of them asks Funky, in an Italian accent, if he's looking for trouble.

Another Diddy Kong with glasses, a shirt, and a white diaper is then shown yelling while the other Diddy Kong is still yelling.

 

[Shoko]

Donkey and Cranky Kong approaching a Plump Yellow Fruit; in other words, a kind of item container.

 

[Glowsquid]

i just looked at the donkey kong planet articles and theyre a GOLDMINE

Don't forget

Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally finds a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pans over to show Candy Kong's fattened-up thighs.

(Was really tempted to write "thicc" there...)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Prince Froggy approves these messages

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Without the rest of his body, he gets a sad face but when he gets his body back, he gets a smile.

 

[zel]

One series of comic titled "こーんな別荘がほしかった" ("I wanted such a villa!") features Princess Peach using her tree house to trick her pals, such as inviting them to a shower where the "water" is cicada pee,