Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[J-Yoshi64]

He flips, flaps, and slaps!

 

[Marioro]

All the common enemies who appeared in the previous installment have now sided with Wario.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario must be eradicated.


And here's this section where MarioWiki educates children about history!!!!

https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario%27s_Time_Machine#Historical_inaccuracies_and_other_errors

 

[Marioro]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Bowser is covered in spikes. So cruel for the dinosaur.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

One of [Mario's] comrades is the heavy smoker, who is a slacker that carelessly tosses burning cigarettes into a stream of spilled oil, so he must also keep it from igniting on the ground.

 

[Marioro]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Shouldn't that really hurt for Mario too?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

He can jump on the pointy-topped demonic ones from SM64, so no promises.

 

[Marioro]

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi grab and pull down Burt's pants, revealing his genitals.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Just be glad the wiki does not detail every instance of Super Mario-kun's male genitalia-based visual gags. It's probably the main reason localizing it through different countries is so hard, since there's so much that would be considered unacceptable in literally any other country.

 

[Marioro]

“Ho-ho-ho.”

—Millennium Star, Mario Party 3

 

[Princess Céline]

Not exactly a quote, but....

They're still arguing almost 20 years later

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

They were almost done, but now they're arguing over who the *bloop* invited Waluigi.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Carpaccio used the financial might of his company to develop a morphing technology that helped him become into this transformation.

When you just have to cram in every word for "changing" you can find, grammar or no.

 

[Princess Céline]

[quote author=Bowser's Warped Orbit]
Bowser Station from Mario Party 9 is similar to this board, mostly because both boards are space stations, and both are Bowser's boards.
[/quote]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Similarly...

Monty Moles in this game act similar to Rocky Wrenches, albeit throwing rocks instead of wrenches.

 

[Noct]

However, Wario can't move in this form, and all of his botched creations will turn into a walking fecal matter with eyes which can actually help him in destroying blocks, and defeating enemies, and Barfatronic Lavachomper.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

When a player gets knocked away, Lakitu is shown catching them and holding them, presumably to keep them safe.

Presumably.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Thanks for the inspiration.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

"The Doctor Is In... Over His Head" is a comic book story based off of Dr. Mario, printed in Nintendo Comics System Featuring... #9.

Everyone's favorite guest star, #9.

 

[Princess Céline]

He's lean, mean, and...well that's about it. Lean and mean.

 

[JC.]

• ''"Wah!"'' (with significant emphasis)
• ''"WAH!"'' (with more emphasis)
• ''"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"'' (with vigorous emphasis)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Junk is a store located in the Town Area of Shroom City in Mario Party Advance.

Someone does not have high hopes for their business.

 

[zel]

[...]Mario pockets the scroll and begins typing. However, he proves to be a terrible typist:

Koooppa tTrupa pparraTroopaa Bbow