Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Lakituthequick]

Wario and Mario have an on and off rivalry, mostly on

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

The Grim Reaper takes Wario to a toy shop in the future. Two kids are asking for Wario games, but are told that nobody would care about this "nasty guy" anymore. The children agree and decide to buy the latest Mario game instead. Finally, the Ghost of Future invites Wario to a graveyard, where he finds his own forsaken grave.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

And history unfolds, while the Wario franchise goes from having good playforming adventures to deliberate shovelware compilations >:V

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

U no liek Warioware :C?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

It screwed up Wario's Smash moveset and default appearance >:T

 

[Glowsquid]

It screwed up Wario's Smash moveset and default appearance >:T

I wouldn't say wario's smash portrayal is particularly faithful to warioware either

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That stupid helmet outfit

 

[J-Yoshi64]

This area is a small "X" shaped cave to make it easier for the fish to poke Yoshi.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The Grim Reaper takes Wario to a toy shop in the future. Two kids are asking for Wario games, but are told that nobody would care about this "nasty guy" anymore. The children agree and decide to buy the latest Mario game instead. Finally, the Ghost of Future invites Wario to a graveyard, where he finds his own forsaken grave.

He dug his own grave.

It screwed up Wario's Smash moveset and default appearance >:T

I, for one, love how he's creepy, weird, and gross.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

I really hate his grossness and it serves as another excuse for Miyamoto to not put him in NSMB games. Just give me good ol' greedy Wario without farts and I'll be fine.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

While I'm not sure about Shake-It, I'm pretty sure he never farted once in the other Wario Land games. Grossest thing he does in them is sometimes scratch near his butt while on ladders.

 

[Moldomré]

I think someone has done stuff from Smash Wiki before so...

Mario now uses his "hoh" voice clip

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Which one? That's like 36% of them.

...I'm assuming it's the most common generic jumping noise from SM64, but who knows?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Kirby leaves Princess Peach (or Zelda) behind, only for her to get shot by Bowser.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

You know that sentence would flow so much better if it was just "the princess."

 

[Moldomré]

Wow, Kirby's a jerk confirmed.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Well, a hint in Kirby Star Allies eagerly suggest that he try eating his own friends, so.....

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Also, the Peach head has her neck removed unlike in the predecessor, allowing more of a disembodied feature.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I don't consider dismemberment a "feature" myself.

 

[Koops]

...

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Sports games, like the name implies, are games based on sports.

"implies"?

 

[Moldomré]

"Looks like Mario's gonna have to find a job."

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Is that Mario's intro quote from Sunshine that was silenced in the international version?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It was the only quote in Super Mario Sunshine with any sort of thought and emotion put to it, so it was removed in the international version.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Luigi's Moustache Styles
Braided
Ponytail
Marilyn Monroe's would-be Moustache
Waxed
Pencil Style