Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Noct]

They are apes, made to appear old, as they are seen wearing dentures. They try to hurt Wario by passing wind on him. As such, the "cheeky" in his name may be a reference to buttocks.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I added that last bit, but given the game's standard, I don't know what else it could mean.

 

[Princess Céline]

After Luigi foiled King Boo high atop a mansion, he was furious. But without arms and legs, how does he steer and brake? Two words: Tongue power!

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

gigantic clown-like puppet monster that serves as the final boss

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

the sky seems to be on fire

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Rename Metal-Head Wario Can Move back to Metal-Head Mario Can Move! and split Roll into the Cage from Luigi in the Cage

Excuse me, but what?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Figured you'd be ecstatic about one less title referencing Wario :P

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm all for stupidly long proposal titles that entails in Wa changed to Ma but still

 

[Princess Céline]

Aside from his red outfit, his most notable feature is probably...well...his distinct lack of notable features!

This is not Mario btw

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Is it Red?

 

[Princess Céline]

Is it Red?

Red Toad from Mario Party: Star Rush

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Wow, that's so indistinct I didn't even think of him XD

It's at least accurate.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Luigi takes a bite out of the pizza but finds it disgusting, and quickly assumes that it must be because he is inside a Koopa's body.

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

Toad is seen chasing the helpless Wario out of the woods.

 

[Raregold]

Mario tries it out, and as a result they are sucked in by several objects (namely a toilet, an ice box, and a TV).

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Not a "sentence," per se, but more like the link to the Mario is Missing! inaccuracy list before.

Behold, my latest masterpiece, in which I discuss how a random Paper Mario series item has lore significance.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I thought those were just trees.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Don't worry, so did everyone else. Coloring doesn't really help their case, but the segmented stem indicates they're the horsetails after all.

 

[Freddie Freaker]

Not on our wiki, but on SmashWiki:

Battlefield's edges are alleged to be "glitchy"; allegedly

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Battlefield_(SSBM)#Edges

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The rest of that page is so incomprehensibly jargonistic and strategic it might as well be "My non-fancruft-related reasons I don't like SmashWiki in a nutshell."

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The player must grab whatever they're supposed to grab and yank it out.

That sounds kinda dirty....

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

A sitting man forms the M with his naked legs

 

[Turkish Bottle Thing]

"Blblblblbl."
-Waluigi

 

[Moldomré]

“Konna hi ga kuru to wa, omowanakatta na.”
—Cloud Strife, Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U

I dunno if this is rare for Japanese people, but it is for me when I only look at the English translation of the wiki.