Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

Luigi has happily marched in circles when coming in second/third place in any event in the ''Mario & Sonic'' series

I only caught it because Mario JC removed it and called it "subjective comicality".
 
Lucien is a powerful tennis racket with the power to control people.
 
Before Mario takes off, Obi-Wan Toadi can sense that Mario is nervous, and he presents him with a pizza to bolster his spirits (as well as his appetite). After saying "May the pasta be with you" to Mario, Obi-Wan Toadi watches Mario and his friends off, as they fly into space to take down Koop Star.
 
Waluigi said:
His victory celebrations often highlight his self-aggrandizing nature and vanity, and occasionally contain vulgar elements as well.
 
In fact, a Toad tells Mario that Yoshis used to live on the island. They once again inhabit the island once Mario gets rid of the Snooza Koopas, making it possible that they are predators of the Yoshis
I like this speculation.