Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

Wario must be eradicated.


And here's this section where MarioWiki educates children about history!!!!

https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario%27s_Time_Machine#Historical_inaccuracies_and_other_errors
 
Bowser is covered in spikes. So cruel for the dinosaur.
 
One of [Mario's] comrades is the heavy smoker, who is a slacker that carelessly tosses burning cigarettes into a stream of spilled oil, so he must also keep it from igniting on the ground.
 
Shouldn't that really hurt for Mario too?
 
Just be glad the wiki does not detail every instance of Super Mario-kun's male genitalia-based visual gags. It's probably the main reason localizing it through different countries is so hard, since there's so much that would be considered unacceptable in literally any other country.
 
[quote author=Bowser's Warped Orbit]
Bowser Station from Mario Party 9 is similar to this board, mostly because both boards are space stations, and both are Bowser's boards.
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Arty Wario said:
However, Wario can't move in this form, and all of his botched creations will turn into a walking fecal matter with eyes which can actually help him in destroying blocks, and defeating enemies, and Barfatronic Lavachomper.
 
When a player gets knocked away, Lakitu is shown catching them and holding them, presumably to keep them safe.
Presumably.
 
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