Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[J-Yoshi64]

He flips, flaps, and slaps!

 

[Marioro]

All the common enemies who appeared in the previous installment have now sided with Wario.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario must be eradicated.


And here's this section where MarioWiki educates children about history!!!!

https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario%27s_Time_Machine#Historical_inaccuracies_and_other_errors

 

[Marioro]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Bowser is covered in spikes. So cruel for the dinosaur.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

One of [Mario's] comrades is the heavy smoker, who is a slacker that carelessly tosses burning cigarettes into a stream of spilled oil, so he must also keep it from igniting on the ground.

 

[Marioro]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Shouldn't that really hurt for Mario too?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

He can jump on the pointy-topped demonic ones from SM64, so no promises.

 

[Marioro]

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi grab and pull down Burt's pants, revealing his genitals.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Just be glad the wiki does not detail every instance of Super Mario-kun's male genitalia-based visual gags. It's probably the main reason localizing it through different countries is so hard, since there's so much that would be considered unacceptable in literally any other country.