Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Time Turner]

the player can either agree to help, starting the quest, or they can freak out about the talking bird in front of them, causing Hoot to retort that the player is driving around in a shoe.

i am very proud of this sentence which accurately and wholly represents its source

 

[Lin Beifong]

See here

Charging a shot has the same effect as passing, and if one has enough time, one can simply charge a shot and then pass before actually shooting to speed up the ball charging dongs.

the ball charging dongs.

charging dongs.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Phew, on a featured article too. :]

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Gravity has won a Mario Award in the second Awards Ceremony!!

A24: Most Innovative Concept

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Polly Roger infects Diddy by pecking his rump

 

[Pinkie]

The name 'Mario Super Sluggers' may be related to the fact most characters do not move fast, and instead move like a slug.

What is this trivia supposed to be, anyway?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

The name 'Mario Super Sluggers' may be related to the fact most characters do not move fast, and instead move like a slug.

What is this trivia supposed to be, anyway?

What the hell, where did you find that trivia anyway?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario can be as young as 4 and as old as 9.

 

[Driftmaster130]

http://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Mario_knockoffs_acknowledged_by_Nintendo#Era.27s_Adventures_3D

The game features a green dinosaur named Era, who looks almost exactly like Yoshi, whom the player must use to shoot flaming mucus at objects such as boxes and crates.

I wrote that...at least give me credit

 

[Pinkie]

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Oh God. Politics have sneaked their way into the wiki, of all places.