Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

Nah, they're pretty bad.
 
Count Bleck is a jackass who didn't deserve a happy ending.
 
i mean there was that whole "sending my son's love interest to another dimension and wiping her memory and cursing her to wander for all eternity" bit

i'm not saying that he should have genocided every dimension, but with an evil father like that and an evil magical artifact right beside him, what can you expect?
 
well at least in Romeo and Juliet, Romeo didn't seek mass murder of everyone.
 
Baby Luigi said:
well at least in Romeo and Juliet, Romeo didn't seek mass murder of everyone.

Looking forward to the modern remake of Romeo and Juliet where Romero shoots up NORAD and gets the nuclear launch codes
 
Time Turner said:
Baby Luigi said:
well at least in Romeo and Juliet, Romeo didn't seek mass murder of everyone.
romeo literally killed someone to get to juliet

if he had an arcane book he'd have totally started shooting firewaves at verona

They're both overdramatic, romantically-driven idiots. Except one got what they deserved and the other didn't.
 
Yeah, Romeo and Juliet is overrated, I prefer Midsummer or Othello.

People tend to treat the plots of Paper Mario games as if it were a very deep and philosophical tale, putting on a high level more than it needs to be. It's kinda like writing a twenty page essay on the ingredients and nutrition label of a bottle of apple juice.
 
People call Super Paper Mario's story "deep" when it's not. It's just a complex one.