Control the Throne

I get that same mod to unban and promote me, and with my newfound banhammer, I ban you for denying the entire point of this thread.

Throne get.
Why be a king, when you can be a god?

With my new (rap) god powers, I kick you off the throne and ascend to it myself
I hit you over the head with a nondescript blunt object. With my newfound extra coolness I get from having a throne, I make New Wikisburg a sovereign state. I send troops to the location of my throne to defend it, the troops are armed with high-tech generic super guns.