Control the Throne

[A Peter Griffin Christmas]

I yoink the throne from underneath you and sit on the throne

 

[THIEF]

I shoot you with a bow and arrow set to steal back the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I confuse you with clones and I take the throne.

 

[THIEF]

I use a Dugtrio's arena trap to trap everyone and steal the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I Nope you and take the throne.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I No me and take the throne

 

[A Peter Griffin Christmas]

I exist and take the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I Backwards Long Jump for so long that I am four dimensions ahead of you, beat you up, and take the throne.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I send Bri-doof at you and take the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I just take it back. Too lazy to think of something funny.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

Meg looks at you and you exit the room. I sit on the throne

 

[THIEF]

I shoot you with a bow and arrow set to steal back the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I squash you and sit in the throne.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

I do something up creative and take it for myself.

 

[Princess Luigi]

 

[Bugzzy]

PINGAS

 

[Princess Luigi]

 

[Bugzzy]

 

[Mario Fan]

I blow up the throne, and then rebuild it using the remains, and then sit on it.

 

[Bugzzy]

I put a pipe bomb in your mailbox, along with the rest of your mail. You open the mailbox, the pipe bomb blows up, and you die. I put on a trollface mask, and while singing the trollface song, (Lololololol lololol lololol) I moonwalk my way to the throne and I sit on it.

 

[Mario Fan]

I force you to watch the obey Wario ad, and you leave to kill Mario.

I simply sit on the throne.

 

[Bugzzy]

I slice you with my claws and I take the throne again.

 

[mistery juice]

I smack you with a waffle and take the throne

 

[Bugzzy]

I eat the waffle and take the throne.

 

[Mario Fan]

I melt you with a flamethrower. I then proceed to sit on the throne.