Xiahou Dun

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Who would win in a fight Mario or Sonic?

That the U.S. misses out a lot on Franco-Belgian comics is a major shame. This seriously needs to be fixed, but how?

The nubs on the back of Mario's hair are officially called "cowlicks".

I assume that applies to Luigi's hair too. And probably Waluigi too.

Wario has no cowlicks so don't ask me about him you morons.

Do you wanna know more about me? Ask me some questions on my ask thread!

Favorite N64-era Mario model?

A personal general system stability improvement to enhance my experience.

That sense of betrayal you feel when you find nice Mario fanart in your twin sister's Twitter feed and she doesn't share it to you but you always share Baby Luigi fanart when you find it.

Prince Wario

Paper Mario is a frequently proposed candidate for a Mario newcomer to represent the MaRPGs but there's been an idea floating in my head that I would actually like way more than Paper Mario: Mario & Luigi piggybacking each other as one character. Their specials are a lot different if you use d-special to switch who's on top; like u-special with Mario on top would be the spin attack similar to DK but with Luigi on top, it's a high jump. But for basic attacks, they're the same. They use hammers and bros moves to attack, and a final smash could be like the Mix Flower from Partners in Time.

Imagine if Nintendo gave us a really great and new Mario Kart, hyped it all up, and then they turned around and said, "Hey, you better like this because you're not getting another one in 6 years".

Where's that rotating Mario image you have in your signature from? And is it possible to find all the frames?

Did you know that moonlight isn't actually blue.

I haven't seen my California scrub jays in months and I'm seeing these blasted cats in my yard, so I'm really worried about those jays.

We the princesses now! Adult-Peach and Daisy are bygones!

Do you have a Nintendo Switch?

I like surprising people for letting them guess how long a lot of parrots can live and then telling them their actual lifespan.

New idea for a Mario & Luigi game

The two brothers snore loudly near Peach's castle while a sleeping Toad guards the entrance to hell. The Undead Dry Bones in the Underwhere, however, get pissed off and they send their worst to Mushroom Kingdom, which causes the Dream Depot to freak out and generate tons of monsters. Bowser kidnaps the Star Spirit, and Mario and friends fight a ton before they get locked in cages.

So when am I going to get to see the spreadsheet you have of all my usernames over the years?

Why aren't there Rayman Origins clones. Just think, rather than another New Super Mario Bros., We get a Mario game that's in that style.

I always found 2019 to be an off year for Mario (really, only two major releases being, what, Super Mario Maker 2 and Luigi's Mansion 3?). I wonder if 2020's going to be better for Mario this year.

I didn't even know New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe released that year. It always felt like friggin' a 2018 port.

I decided to just engage in figure study, draw a dynamic pose from the Mario Odyssey Art book.

It somehow evolved into this

Yah I hope I can eventually resolve the near continuous problems I have with this.

Prediction for next Smash Bros. game:

• 2/3 of the roster cut, including Captain Falcon, Marth, Ice Climbers, Zero Suit Samus, and King K. Rool. Corrin stays. Animation and texture quality cited as justification. Link gets an echo character, Dark Link.
• 2/3 of stages cut.
• Many items including Fire Flowers cut for no reason.
• Recycled animations, facial expressions still limited as ever.
• Everything freezes when someone goes up ladders.
• Only Classic is the single player mode.
• Frame-rate drops and pop-ins amuck.
• Final Smashes completely gone, replaced by a souped up Super Mushroom.
• Sound options have to be unlocked by KOing the 6th player two times in Brinstar.

Game generates record sales and positive reviews by critics, though fan reviews are pretty much binary.

Out of all item cartoon racers I've played, Red Shells still have the best tracking and the most reliable ones....

Crash Team Racing's Missiles miss way too many times.
Sonic & All Stars Racing's drones are way too slow and tend to miss a bit too many times
Diddy Kong Racing's Homing Missile's tracking is decent, but requires two Red Balloons to get, so not really reliable. It's also the only thing that can actually track in the game.
Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart's Jawz tend to miss if you're pretty close to the racer since they can't turn really well. Not sure about long-distance tracking, but it seems like only the Spiny-Shell equivalent can really stop someone in first, as triple Jawz don't really exist (but there is Jawz x2).