Xiahou Dun

Xiahou Dun

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  • Xiahou Dun
    I learned in elementary school that there are strictly seven colors in the rainbow and saying there are more colors in the world than seven is just woke progressive lies like CRT that shouldn't be taught in school.
    Xiahou Dun
    Shaming people for still living with their parents is an attitude I like to see curbed in the future.

    You might think you're striking assholes where it hurts but they're not gonna care. You'll end up hitting people who aren't the assholes.
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    Will Solace
    Will Solace
    @Ray Trace That post of yours comes very close to crossing trigger lines for me personally as that is not always the case, if your parents are very narcissistic it can be as bad as the two things you mentioned, as even if it's not quite as bad financially it can be as more degrading in terms of that the only way you're able have an even average, maybe even low average financial life is to keep up contact with them. I've already mentioned how my parents have screwed up before and while they might not be quite as bad as your dad was at least in the past aside from maybe the "overly controlling" meter, the idea of having to constantly be around my parents in the future in order to have any sort of tolerable life is one of the most horrifying ideas I could think of.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    this profile post was not to celebrate bad parents but to defend people who still live with their parents

    thank you
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    You kinda missed the point of my very tongue-in-cheek post. Online, it's very common to degrade people with living with their parents as if to insinuate that they don't have successful lives or that they're leeches to society because they live with their parents instead of being independent from them, despite that it's actually a highly economically viable option considering how fucked up the housing market is, how millennials and further growing generations struggle with stagnant wages + rent and cost of living being out of the wazzoo, and also other cultures perceive this differently than your typical American Boomer (it's more common for adults in Latin American and East Asian families to cohabitate with parents). You hear very common stories of people living paycheck-to-paycheck, living in a worse space such as a smaller cramped apartment, or having to deal with an uncompromising landlord but those are never presented of the disadvantages of not living with your parents whereas it's still a common mindset online to generate a stigma out of it.
    Xiahou Dun
    Japanese instant noodles don't hold a candle to the Korean and Chinese ones
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    Shmaluigi
    Shmaluigi
    I've never seen any instant noodles holding candles, probably because they don't have hands.

    Let that sink in.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    They have so much oil maybe they could turn into wacky candles!
    Xiahou Dun
    So in Paper Mario world, is having washed out pasty colors the equivalent of a sexy suntan? Please tell me the modern Paper Mario games have sun tanning Toads be all blanched as a visual gag.
    Tangle the Lemur
    Tangle the Lemur
    given that being completely white = death
    i have a feeling that is not the case
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I mean getting tanned too much is very bad for your skin and carries a risk of skin cancer.
    Tom Lizard
    If I let that sink in, will it try to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    No, it just wants normal food like normal customers. Treat sinks with respect; one DID claim a penny AND dislodge Mr. Krab's arm.
    Xiahou Dun
    When I'm in Home Depot in the plumbing section, I sometimes blurt out. "Gotta Es-cutch-'em All". I have to learn to say it, not spray it.

    Let that sink in.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Get it!?!?
    "Escutcheon" sounds like "catch em"....

    Does no one know that sinks have an escutcheon
    Xiahou Dun
    "personality" and "charm" are such grating buzzwords
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    Pakaracchi
    Pakaracchi
    I think my main problem with those words is that people who use them to define things are those types to use language that everyone agrees with them
    winstein
    winstein
    Together with the word "soul", whenever those words are used to describe a particular thing, the people who used them are strongly obligated to elaborate about why a game has them.

    Thank you for reading.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Yeah, basically, it's what a "loaded word" is. It IS designed to preach to a choir. If you actually ask them to define personality and actually back up their claims with concrete examples, they usually fail or it just boils down to "preference" which they can't explain more.
    Xiahou Dun
    What if Nintendo relinquished their rights of the current Yoshi design to the developers behind Era's Adventures 3D and then started using the older Yoshi design in every future game.
    Xiahou Dun
    What kind of colors do you associate with May anyway. I made January ice blue, February pink, March green, April a combination of cyan/pink/yellow.... I'm stuck at May
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    Galaxy Book Sunshine
    Galaxy Book Sunshine
    The only ones I'd actually give out colors are:
    February - Pink (Valentine's day)
    March - Red (the 10th day, obviously)
    April - Blue/cyan (waters in the Songkran)
    October - Orange and black (Halloween)
    December - Gold (NY'sE)

    The rest are like, nothing really much to stand out as they mostly consist of religious holidays. I considered giving pastel colors for January though as it's the month for Children's day but given I'm beyond that age I don't think it'd really fit now. The weather where I live is rather unstable and indifferent enough that colors based on that aren't an option.
    Meta Knight
    Meta Knight
    Personally for May I use like a lime green or a peridot green as opposed to a darker green for March
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    Booguette
    So I hear you're a pretty good plumber, and I have two questions for you:

    One, what is the average speed of a sparrow carrying a coconut through a garbage disposal leading to a sink that smells of Wario, and two how did it survive the toilet grenade I threw down there?
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    Tangle the Lemur
    Tangle the Lemur
    where did this quote come from
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    I mean the sparrow is just sitting on a coconut on top of a garbage disposal since coconuts don't fit so zero?

    The sparrow survived the grenade because obviously the coconut blocked it.
    Meta Knight
    You can't say I didn't warn you
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    Xiahou Dun
    The world's weirdest phone stores have the priciest USB ports: they charge an arm and a leg.

    Let that sink in.
    Xiahou Dun
    Who would be kicked out of the Oscars sooner, Waluigi slapping Wario or Wario slapping himself
    Bob Craples
    Bob Craples
    I feel like everyone would just kind of look at Wario weird if he slapped himself, so I'll say Waluigi.
    Mario4Ever
    Mario4Ever
    I don't think either of them would be nominated for awards, so it would be dependent on which slap happened first.
    Xiahou Dun
    Unlike some people, when I see tabs getting so scrunched at the top, I just feel very, very compelled to close a few.
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    Lily
    Lily
    I close tabs as soon as I think I'm done with them, though sometimes I close a tab without thinking, and five seconds later I try to switch back to that tab and realised I closed it.
    Xiahou Dun
    Xiahou Dun
    Hope you know how to revisit that! I accidentally closed tabs before and a right click -> reopen closed tab is handy.
    Lily
    Lily
    Don't worry, I do know. I prefer to use Ctrl+Shift+T to re-open tabs.
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