Blitzo
I am a certified internet funnyman
These userbars (and any similar ones you spot on the site) created by yours truly
These userbars (and any similar ones you spot on the site) created by yours truly
- Location
- somewhere, probably
- Pronouns
- He/him
Contact
- MarioWiki
- InsaneBlathers
- Discord
- ettenmoor
Signature
Life got a lot more complicated in that moment as Gon came to the conclusion that men COULD get pregnant and I was the product of a magic spell. - What Was Needed, Chapter 43
Snape had asked him a ridiculous question about a potion and Jim's answer had been a simple, deadpan, "Sherbet lemon." And Sam had lost her shit. - Not Your Heroes, Chapter 5
"Yeah, hiding your perverted thoughts behind fancy words I don't understand is not going to save you here fucko." - Owl's Hell That Ends Well, Chapter 7
"Don't get me wrong, pulling such a fic off can be done, but this... thing violated every rule in the book quicker than Michael Jackson at a day care center." - Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic!, Chapter 1
Snape had asked him a ridiculous question about a potion and Jim's answer had been a simple, deadpan, "Sherbet lemon." And Sam had lost her shit. - Not Your Heroes, Chapter 5
"Yeah, hiding your perverted thoughts behind fancy words I don't understand is not going to save you here fucko." - Owl's Hell That Ends Well, Chapter 7
"Don't get me wrong, pulling such a fic off can be done, but this... thing violated every rule in the book quicker than Michael Jackson at a day care center." - Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic!, Chapter 1
