post any random Mario thought on your mind

[Xiahou Dun]

Why? He'd just steal all your money.

 

[Pink Cat]

What Mario character would have the hardest time sharing cookies? Hard mofe: No villains or Yoshi

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi

Just look at them devour those cookies, without even leaving some for Baby Bowser.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

What Mario character would have the hardest time sharing cookies? Hard mofe: No villains or Yoshi

implying Yoshi isn't a villain

speaking of villains, whoever's responsible for this quote

I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

He shares a toy with a gorilla who doesn't deserve it though

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The one difference is that you don't eat toys.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Some toys you can eat them.

 

[zel]

thinking about how the ruined dragon, the lord of lightning, literally has thunder thighs

 

[Marioro]

A Mario game alright

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Well they intentionally designed it to subvert expectations, which is kind of an ongoing theme with Odyssey, with, whatnot, New Donk City residents and the Break Free Lead the Way song and the Jump Up Superstar.