Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but the amount of people in Switzerland causes it to sink.

I wish I had the ability to manipulate time.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but every time you manipulate time you get 12 and a half years taken off your life

I wish the sun went down later

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but to compensate the temperature rises enough to burn your legs during any season.

I wish I could buy a Tandy 1000SX with a CGA monitor included for $30.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but you can use it for 1 hour daily.

I wish I had a good wish for wishing with.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but you only get it right before you die.

I wish I had some cinnamon scrolls.

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but if you read them you will automatically inflate into a giant balloon and float into space

I wish I had a better phone

 

[Sparks]

Your wish is granted, but your phone is super complicated and locks you out of it forever.

I wish I had my own plane!

 

[MegaBowser64]

Granted, but you crash into a bouncy castle because you don't have a pilot's license

I wish shaving cream tasted like marshmallows

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, but now marshmallows taste like shaving cream and everyone gets mad at you and drives you out of the country.

I wish my birthday would come faster.

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but you get no gifts from anyone.

I wish Nintendo Switch Online was free, like with the Wii / Wii U.