Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you are immediately assimilated.

I wish I could be a badnik.
 
Granted, but it's by replacing it a worse virus.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, but it's incredibly uncomfortable

I want to play video games with Sweetie Belle
 
Granted, but after one second of gaming she explodes.


I wish to have a stick made of solid gold.
 
Granted, unfortunately due to an impending economic crisis, a new law is passed forbidding the private ownership of any and all gold, so you have to turn it in to the government or else you'll face a fine or jailtime.

I wish Thomas Wooden Railway sets weren't so expensive.
 
Granted, but those dollars are in a very obscure currency

I want good grades on my university research project
 
Granted, but you're only invincible to one very specific form of attack that will barely ever come up.

I wish me and my boyfriend would find a good apartment that we can afford.
 
Granted, but both you and your boyfriend blow up.

I wish I could delete stuff from existence.
 
Granted, but everyone sees you as an evil dictator and you get a horrible reputation for it.

I wish I'll do well on my German exam tomorrow.
 
Granted, but all your meals tomorrow will be awful.

I wish I could wear my Shy Guy mask in class.
 
Granted, but you immediately do something embarrassing. Now you'll never forget.

I wish I could summon infinite pizza.
 
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