Hero of Kvatch

Anyone else have a racist white grandpa or is it just me?

I’m alive. Turns out my dad didn’t ban Elder Scrolls. He was just in a bad mood that morning. Spent the whole weekend playing Skyrim and reading Harry Potter.

Update: When I came home from school my das was in a good mood. I am shocked. I don’t think I’ll be playing the Xbox but that’s all right. I’ll spend the weekend developing my story and getting over artist’s block. (Still feel kinda empty after the Elder Scrolls bam.)

What should you do if you’re addicted to seaweed?

Sea kelp!

(Credit u/Bubbly-Maximum-9170 on r/jokes)

Add on to the last post: I remember when someone asked if I was suicidal. I responded, “Why would I want to die? I haven’t beat Skyrim yet.” Now dad took Skyrim away. Forever.

If I end up snapping, I love you guys.

I am never going to like a video game series again.

I cried a (lot and still do) and I played a lot of Pokémon. Then dad took away Pokémon forever.
I played Animal Crossing a lot. Then dad banned AC.
Now my phone ran out of minutes and dad learned I used it to look up how to activate Skyrim’s Hermaeus Mora quest and now no more Elder Scrolls games.

I maybe deserved it, but I will never like a video game again. Thanks dad.

In another world there’s 25 letters.

Nobody knew why.

(Credit: r/jokes [i can not say the redditor’s username on this site.])

Have you seen wigglet yet?

Don’t you love vibin’ to a song only to learn it’s about cheating or sex or drugs? (The singer being the cheater and acting like their former partner deserved it.)

I know nothing about splatoon except Calamari Inktation slaps.

In one week, Shadow Hedgehog will be no more…

Can’t wait to change my username again. I’m already tired of Shadow Hagdehog. I wanna make my next theme based on my story.

I need someone with knowledge on mental disorders/neurodivergence to talk to for writing advice.

Tomorrow: not one but two chapters of “For Landal!”

Last night I made a ton oflore about my story’s world and now the lore is more interesting than the actual story! Help!

I am dumb am stupid hopeless useless talentless I want to be smart and strong I just want to make others happy I cant because I am worthless I am sad dand I dont know why help i want to be happy and smart need smart lessons help I feel hollow is this healthy I dont think I am

No clucking way. BOTW2 is being released on my birthday!

I am going to re-write the first few chapters of my story. It may take a while, maybe not.

Do you guys have any memories that are kinda messed up when you think back on them?

all you need to know before you read: I’m white.

okay, I have a grandpa on my dad’s side. He’d always tell me how much my great-grandpa (his dad) would have love me because of how German I looked*. That’s it. No other reason. I have blue eyes and blonde hair. Still he always comments on how I’m a “blue eyed blonde haired white girl”. Goodness gramps, I know you mean well but complement something other than my race or that spelling bee I won a year ago.

*as German as I get is loving sausage. I don’t know what goes in there, but man it tastes good.

Edit: German Shepards, Poodles, and pretzels are neat as well.

The Queen died. Turns out she isn’t immortal. Rest In Peace.

I played so much oblivion this summer that I can read things in my head in generic voices. (Bretons, Nords, Male altmer, Bosmer, and guard). Like I could be narrating the car wash RP in an oblivion guard voice. It’s amazing, if I could control it lol.

Okay, last post of the day I swear.


On my way home from school I saw a mysterious backpack beside the sidewalk in the grass. I really wanted to see what’s inside (because I am nosy) but it also looked like it would trigger a Daedric side quest if I picked it up. The book bag was black, dirty, and halfway zipped. I both regret and not regret not opening it, but I don’t want to touch meridia’s beacon.

Eat your school, don’t do vegetables, and stay in drugs.

The “gender” of the Photonians is determined by the month they were born in. From March-May they’re feminine and from June-August they’re masculine.

Of course being plant people they really don’t have ‘gender’ it’s just what you call them.