Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you are immediately assimilated.

I wish I could be a badnik.

 

[Nic]

You are immediately crushed by sonic.

Man, I wish my story could get commented on.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but the comments are rude.

I don't want to be sick anymore, it's killing me!

 

[Nic]

(Woohoo! Bad attention is still attention!)
Granted, BUT you have to change your avatar.

I wish my dog wouldn't peepee on the couch

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Your dog pees on your leg instead.

I wish for a way to predict various gacha games' schedules months ahead of time.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, BUT you have to change your avatar.

And what is so bad about that?

Granted, but all these games suck.

I wish there were ways to cure the COVID-19 pandemic using a simple button.

 

[Nic]

Easy. It was a joke about how you almost never seem to change your profile picture.

 

[Bugzzy]

Easy. It was a joke about how you almost never seem to change your profile picture.

I change it when I change my username!

 

[Mario Enjoyer]

Granted, but it's by replacing it a worse virus.

I wish I could fly.