Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you have too many that you break your pockets.

I wish monkeys could talk.
 
Granted, Monke is now powerful with his new powers, and now Monke destroys all of mankind and saves nature.

I wish I'm popular
Wait, that sounds great!

Granted, you're popular for being a bad person.

I wish trends would stop appearing on Youtube.
 
ye but ur a human so ull die
Granted, other people are not satisfied with it

I wish Banana guns were a thing
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
 
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want
Granted, but everyone has a license to carry and you get shot

I wish to be immortal
Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
 
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want

Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
Granted, everyone gets scammed

I want to play Genshin impact
 
Granted. It's your friend who's a boy.
And he's got a gun.
And he's willing to shoot.

I wish I could meet Mr Side Of The Cheat.
 
Granted, you grind the billion posts by spamming, and when you reach the milestone, you get banned.

I wish I was a little, mmmmm... richer!
Granted. You're Richard.

I wish Shrek 3 didn't happen.
 
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
 
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
Granted, the burger is perfect, but the bun is charred.

I wish for infinite Legos.
 
Granted, it takes all of the space in the world

I wish mario golf super rush would release now
Granted. It's really shoddy, because of the quick release.

I wish I could spit ink.
 
Granted, this causes really bad taste in your mouth that u can't remove

I wish the breath of the wild sequel actually got its release date announced and it would actually be coming early
 
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