Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you have too many that you break your pockets.

I wish monkeys could talk.
 
Granted, Monke is now powerful with his new powers, and now Monke destroys all of mankind and saves nature.

I wish I'm popular
Wait, that sounds great!

Granted, you're popular for being a bad person.

I wish trends would stop appearing on Youtube.
 
ye but ur a human so ull die
Granted, other people are not satisfied with it

I wish Banana guns were a thing
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
 
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want
Granted, but everyone has a license to carry and you get shot

I wish to be immortal
Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
 
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want

Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
Granted, everyone gets scammed

I want to play Genshin impact